LUSHous [rum] Balls!
Some people like to eat their licker … um, sorry, I mean liquor, so here we go!
- 1 box of vanilla wafers – pound the shit out of them until they’re pulverized
- 1 lb of pecans – grind those bad boys, finely
- 4.5 oz. rum (the rest can go in your glass)
- 1 TBSP cocoa powder, because … chocolate
- 1/2 cup agave syrup, or whatever hipster, keto, vegan blah blah you prefer
- 2 cups confectioners sugar – plus another cup or so in which to roll your balls
- Do your pulverizing and grinding
- Mix the first 5 ingredients thoroughly – get your hands in there and get dirty, that’s the best mixing method
- Throw in the confectioners sugar, massage that dough into a nice consistency, and shape it into balls. If you like bite-sized balls, do small ones, if you like them big … well, you get the idea
- Roll your balls in confectioners sugar
I shared those little balls with my friends and enjoyed watching their eyes roll back in their heads when they popped my balls in their mouth. 4 dozen balls on the dessert table made for a happy party!
Don’t drink (or eat liquor) and drive. Be love, always!